Jokes Comic Relief

The Living Light Bulb

Two Primary Five pupils are talking.

Joe says, "I can make the teacher give me the day off."

Kelvin replies, "And how would you do that?"

Joe, "Just wait and see" He then hangs upside-downfrom the ceiling.

Cikgu Ting comes in and asks, "What are you doing?"

Joe replies, "I'm a light bulb."

A flummoxed Cikgu Ting the say, "You're have been studying in class so much that you you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

Kelvin starts to follow Joe out of the classroom.

"Where are you going?" asks Cikgu Ting.

Kelvin replies, "I'm going home, too. I can't study in the dark."

Mad Cow Disease

Two grazing animals are standing in a field.

One say to other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"

The other one says "No, it doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"