TONGUE TWISTERS : A CUP OF COFFEE

A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook's cooks cupcakes.
Ape Cakes, Grape Cakes.
Catch a ca canner canning a can as he does the cancan, and you've caught a can-canning can-canning can canner.
Cheap sheep soup.
Chocolate chip cookies in a copper coffee cup.
Cinnamon aluminium linoleum.
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
Crisp crust crackles.
Cuthbert's cufflinks.
How much can can a cannibal nibble, if a cannibal can nibble can?
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the coss coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
Top chopstick shops stock top chopstick.

Jokes Comic Relief

The Living Light Bulb

Two Primary Five pupils are talking.

Joe says, "I can make the teacher give me the day off."

Kelvin replies, "And how would you do that?"

Joe, "Just wait and see" He then hangs upside-downfrom the ceiling.

Cikgu Ting comes in and asks, "What are you doing?"

Joe replies, "I'm a light bulb."

A flummoxed Cikgu Ting the say, "You're have been studying in class so much that you you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

Kelvin starts to follow Joe out of the classroom.

"Where are you going?" asks Cikgu Ting.

Kelvin replies, "I'm going home, too. I can't study in the dark."

Mad Cow Disease

Two grazing animals are standing in a field.

One say to other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"

The other one says "No, it doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"